home-sweet-mexico.com Jokes May 22
You might be becoming Mexican if…
Â …one of your child’s first words is “boom” because they hear so many bottle rockets on holidays.
â€¦you arenâ€™t surprised when thereâ€™s no water in the bathroom.
â€¦you hang your clothes over the fence to dryâ€”even if itâ€™s barbed wire.
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â€¦you expect getting a package from the post office to require at least two trips.
â€¦the playboy bunny on a sign on the bus that says â€œthe operator of this vehicle is trained in safety and customer serviceâ€ doesnâ€™t surprise you.
â€¦you know what phase of the moon it is because you have to go outside early in the morning to light the hot water heater.
â€¦you wear a prom dress with flip flops to go to the market for tomatoes.
â€¦you know you have to buy baking soda in the pharmacy.
â€¦you have a rosary, fringe, or deerâ€™s hoof hanging in your car.
â€¦you call the bank back home and are surprised when they answer the phone in English.