Mexicans Know Home Remedies

One of the really fun things about living in Mexico is learning all of the great home remedies that people know. Some of them will positively make your eyes roll — especially if you are new to Mexico and still going through culture shock, like how if you eat an avocado and then get angry, it will make you sick. Both my dear friend and dear husband swear by this one. Since I don’t get made often 😉 I can’t say if this is true or not.

I find the tea remedies to be actually useful. I mention the one for diarrhea in my book, but there are two others that I personally love because they work for me.

For insomnia:

Make yourself lettuce tea and drink just as you are heading to bed. I feel this wonderful wave of relaxation wash over my body when I drink it. (Note: I’ve only used leaf lettuce and don’t know if it works with iceberg).

For an uncomfortable tummy:

Basil tea. Ahhhhhh.

See, retiring in Mexico can improve your quality of life. (I know, you are thinking, “now I know why I’ve been sick so much. I’ve had avocados just before getting mad lately.”)

Variety at El Rollo Water Park in Morelos

First Published on Mexico Connect October 1, 2008
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor

Its About Variety at
El Rollo Water Park in Morelos

By Julia Taylor © Julia Taylor 2008

Many attractions allow for pairs or small groups to enjoy them together. It’s perfect for an exotic family reunion – there’s something for everyone.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorParque Acuático El Rollo (pronounced “ROW-yo”) in Morelos Mexico combines extreme fun with relaxing. It particularly stands out for groups or couples, with many rides that can be enjoyed hand in hand. If you love sun, water, and adrenaline rushes – or if you have teenagers who do, plan a day or two at El Rollo. If you have younger El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylorchildren or just want to swim and sun without the extreme adventure, El Rollo is still for you. Variety is the word.

A Sample of What’s Available

The park is divided into four major aquatic activity areas, each with its major attractions, plus a hotel and convention center. The aquatic areas are La Cascada (the waterfall), El Rollo, Las Olas (the waves), and Surfing. Some 40 different attractions include (in no particular order) two giant wave pools, one with a safe cushy surface for tender bare feet; many areas El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylorfor tiny and young children, some on dry land, and most with water slides, water falls, and even water guns; freefall water slides; many water rides that you can enjoy in small groups, in boats, on inner tubes, etc; a large boat that dips from side to side like an extreme skateboard ramp; a log ride in the dark; water tubes with and El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylorwithout inner tubes; a surfable tidal wave; a huge wave river; a slow moving children’s river; a jacuzzi; and beach sand for digging. All of this is surrounded by immaculate gardens, palms and shade trees. Could it get any better?

Our favorite attraction is El Revolcadero (the tumbler), located El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylorjust behind the surfing wave. A huge mass of water is released down a wide chute and everyone in its path is swept off of his or her feet and deposited downstream into the “wave river.” I was able to relive my water rafting days without the fear of submerged boulders and cataracts.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor

The Park for Groups

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorEl Rollo stands out in a couple of ways. Probably the least obvious – but most important – are the many attractions that allow for pairs or small groups to enjoy them together. It’s perfect for an exotic family reunion. You can enjoy the wave river by yourself or with the entire family. Three more examples are the Mamut, which allows four to six people to sit together in a giant inner tube, El Péndulo, which swings two to three people at a time, and Toborruedas, which takes two people through its twisting turns. If you’d rather not get wet, you can watch the free falling bathers at Kamikaze and Stuka from the observation bleachers, lounge on the beach chairs near the wave pool, dip your feet in a wading pool, play on El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylorthe dry-land children’s interactive areas, watch a concert (if there is one playing that day), or even play video games. Of course everyone will enjoy the Mexican sun, the sparkling colors, and the exotic flowers that bloom year around.

Facilities and Picnic Options

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorThere are bathrooms and changing areas available throughout the park, though they vary in size and convenience. One of the best is just to your right as you enter the Las Olas section of the park. There are several restaurants throughout the park. Picnic tables with charcoal grills in the shade are available in the La Cascada section. Remember to pack your items in plastic, leaving all glass containers, alcoholic beverages, pets, and personal barbecues at home. If you need a picnic table on a weekend or holiday, arrive early because Mexican families take full advantage of their weekends to play and eat together.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorThe author visited the park on a Sunday during exam week at school, so it was a very busy day at the park. But if you like things less crowded, don’t be daunted by all those people in the photographs. Just plan your visit for midweek. Even on busy days, don’t worry. When we visited, only a few attractions had lines and these moved quickly. The waiting areas are shaded by awnings. Occasionally some attractions are closed for maintenance, and the La Cascada section is sometimes closed during the week, so you might want to call the park prior to visiting to ask about the availability of specific attractions. Their phone numbers are on the web site.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorTicket to Freedom

Visitors are issued a plastic bracelet called the pagamático (pay-matic) with a bar code. This is the key to real freedom at the park because it sets you free from your stuff! At the entrance to the park you can load up your pagamático with however much money you’d like to spend during the day on food (there is no additional cost for attractions). Once inside, you can put all of your belongings into a locker and be free to play. In a busy park, this is the key to true relaxation. Parents of teens will love this option for helping them set a budget for the day and stick to it. Unspent money will be returned to you at the end of the day.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorDress for Fun

The park is vast. Bring a comfortable pair of thongs or sandals to protect your feet from the red brick pathways. Your sandals must be left at the entrances of attractions, since shoes are prohibited. Only swimwear is allowed, so leave your modest T-shirt in your locker or you’ll be leaving it at the entrances to the attractions.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorThat Catchy Name

In 1542, Cortés had a 40-meter-high watchtower built on the banks of the Yautepec River. The locals called this tower “el rollo,” because of its cylindrical shape. The park’s founder, Dr. Ignacio Rodríguez Saucedo named the park after this tower, which can be seen as you enter the park. The ancient monument is currently under the supervision of INAH (Instituto Nacional de Antropología e Historia / National Institute of Anthropology and History) as a National Historic site (Patrimonio Nacional).

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorThe name is catchy because in Mexican Spanish, el rollo means more than “the roll,” though this shape nicely conjures up an image of a rolling wave. It is often used to refer to something heavy, long, or problematic and is used in a variety of informal slang phrases. Advertisements for El Rollo play down the bothersome connotation and emphasize its uniqueness by saying: “El Rollo es otro rollo,” which means “El Rollo is a whole other thing,” as in “this park is special.”

Getting to El Rollo

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorEl Rollo is located near Jojutla in the “hot lands” of Morelos. It is easily accessed by car or bus from Cuernavaca or even Mexico City, Puebla, and Toluca. Taking the bus is a relaxing and cost effective way to get to the park. On weekends and holidays, direct buses leave from Cuernavaca every half hour until noon, and at 8:00 a.m. from the Taxqueña bus station in Mexico City. Package deals that include transportation, entrance fees, and even food are available at a savings. If you wish to take the bus on weekdays, you can take a regular buses to Jojutla and ask how to get from the station to the water park.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorIf you are driving from Cuernavaca, head south to Alpuyeca. If you take the toll road, at the first pay toll booth exit and pay 40 pesos (as of April 2008) then follow signs to Los Balnearios (the water parks). After this, follow signs to Jojulta and, once you pass through this small town, El Rollo is located near the next town, Tlaquiltenango. There is ample parking, and the music at the entrance will set the tone for a fun day after the drive in the Morelos heat.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor

Park Schedule and Costs

Parque Aquático El Rollo currently charges $160 pesos per adult and $80 pesos for children under 90 cm tall, declaring that this price is discounted from $200 pesos due to the recent increase in the cost of living in Mexico. Package deals that include transportation and entrance fees cost as little as $188 pesos. Regular bus fare one way to Jojutla from Cuernavaca is currently $26 pesos. Food at the park costs more than regular food prices in surrounding areas, for example, a single unaccompanied hamburger costs about $30 pesos.

El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia TaylorFor Further Reading

To Check for National School Holidays, see the SEP calendar

To learn about the term “el rollo”

SourceEl Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor
El Rollo Morelos Copyright 2008 Julia Taylor

Don’t Let the Bad Press Stop You. Mexico is a Great Place for Canadians to Visit This Winter.

It’s getting cold in Canada, very cold. It’s going to be cold for a few more months. Warming up and relaxing in Mexico probably sounds good.

If you are like many Canadians who consider Mexico, you may also ask yourself how safe it is, especially after some unrelated and terrible things happened to Canadians in Mexico in the past year. I personally think that Mexico is a safe and fun place to visit and encourage you not to rule it out just as you wouldn’t avoid Toronto just becuase someone from your province was killed there this year.

John Youden’s article in the Ottowa Citizen on April 29, 2008 titled Don’t Take Risks helps to put the issues into perspective.  Writing from his current home in Puerto Vallarta, he says “I’m an Canadian ex-pat. I feel much safer walking the streets of Puerto Vallarta than I do the downtown streets of my old hometown of Vancouver!  You need to take into consideration the chance you may be taking or situation you are putting yourself in, no matter what country you are in.”  He goes on to explain that risky behavior is risky behavior no matter where you are and adds that it is foolish to take risks in a country other than one’s own. (Source: http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/letters/story.html?id=94f3e3a9-a513-42e6-a08b-02acd54bf20d&k=33404)

While I cannot comment on the specific circumstances of any incidents involving Canadian citizens in Mexico, I can say that I agree with Youden. You should not be too afraid to travel in Mexico. The benefits of traveling to a country as different from Canada — and as vibrant as Mexico is, are many and are often hard to specify.

To be safe in Mexico, be smart. Don’t indulge in over consumption of alcohol, don’t participate in any illegal activities, don’t stay out alone late at night, and make wise decisions about where you go, when you go there, and what you eat. (By this last statement I don’t mean to imply that you should stick only to the touristy areas. Some of the best experiences in Mexico are to be had in the places frequented by Mexican tourists and I personally feel even safer in these areas because of the community of good people that surrounds me while I am there.)

Enjoy Mexico!